thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

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tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

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fucking-landshark:

All I can imagine right now is when Dan and Phil first met at the train station and they were just staring at each other, and finally Dan could actually see the specks of green in Phil’s blue eyes or how Phil could finally wrap his arms around him and just imagine how nice it must have been seeing each other in real life without some crappy camera quality and distance getting between them.